tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32888322011-04-21T22:24:35.926-04:00aging hipsters' retirement home<h3>Home of the Hipster</h3> <b>since January, 2002</b>jarrodnoreply@blogger.comBlogger601100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3288832.post-1133444950086644332005-12-01T08:48:00.000-05:002005-12-01T08:49:10.096-05:00morassofcorruption.blogspot.comjarrodnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3288832.post-1085275301465456272004-05-22T21:21:00.000-04:002004-05-22T21:21:41.466-04:00jarrodnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3288832.post-849391052002-11-22T15:21:00.000-05:002002-11-24T13:55:23.000-05:00Busted!
Government officials™ told the press on Thursday that Abd al Rahim al Nashiri, whom they believe to be the "Grand Master" of al Qaeda, has been in their custody for over a month now. Al Qaeda is of course the dastardly bunch that tried to steal Our Sweet American Apple Pie™ (see the Hipster's post for 1.28.2002). Officials, who have been hounding al Qaeda ever since The Great Pie Heist™ jarrodnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3288832.post-836348182002-10-27T20:24:00.000-05:002002-10-27T21:14:17.000-05:00V.P. Cheney Confounds Reporters With Stirring Rendition of "I'm a Little Teapot"
While fielding reporters' questions at a recent White House "Press" Conference™, United States™ Vice President Dick Cheney flabbergasted all present by unexpectedly bursting into his interpretation of the classic children's song. Cheney began the conference with a brief statement addressing the U.S.™'s current jarrodnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3288832.post-833540992002-10-22T11:12:00.000-04:002002-10-22T17:09:14.000-04:00Defense Department Unveils New Genetically Engineered Ninja Program
Secretary of "Defense" Rumsfeld released new information to the press today concerning Bush's plan to, in Rumsfeld's words, "fight fire with ninjas" (see the Hipster's post for 10-20-2002). Apparently, Our Leader™ was having trouble recruiting men that would have the kind of physical properties that he requires from his jarrodnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3288832.post-832638012002-10-20T17:10:00.000-04:002002-10-20T17:14:20.000-04:00The Hipster was just looking at His web statistics and noticed that the AHRH™ has gotten five hits from visitors on US government connections (".gov" in resolved domain) . Apparently, Our Leader™ is watching Us. We have as of yet received no death threats from the C.I.A., but We'll keep Our ocular orbs™ peeled. The AHRH™ is doing its job!jarrodnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3288832.post-832434212002-10-20T03:31:00.000-04:002002-10-20T05:26:44.000-04:00Bush Creates Elite Ninja Unit
Since the very beginnings of the corrupt™ "regime" of Saddam Hussein, American Tacticians have been struggling with the deeply troubling problem of how to deal with that tricky Iraqi Republican Guard. While greatly emaciated by the UN sanctions, "[the Republican Guard] is a highly trained unit of dedicated Freedom™ killers," according to American Badass™ Colin Powelljarrodnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3288832.post-821832662002-09-27T03:43:00.000-04:002002-09-27T05:07:14.000-04:00Goat Flatulence In The News Again
The Hipster is a busy man. The amount of work that it takes to maintain a site like The Home is oftentimes simply too much for one man to bear. What, with the endless link maintenance, chart scouting and survey making, it's a wonder your Hipster manages to post at all. Such a situation is no doubt hardest for you, the loyal reader. You disconnect the phone, stripjarrodnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3288832.post-819568602002-09-22T14:17:00.000-04:002002-09-22T14:18:39.000-04:00The Hipster would like to apologize for the problems that have been plaguing the Home for the last few days. His image hosting has been on the fritz. Everything seems to be in order now, however, so you may once again enjoy AHRH content in its full glory. Thank you for your patience,jarrodnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3288832.post-817056352002-09-16T23:34:00.000-04:002002-09-22T13:38:36.000-04:00Banderas, Liu in This Year's Finest Film
Every once in a great while, a film comes along that reminds Us what it means to love. In the 80's, there was The Terminator. In the 90's, We were romanced (again) by Arnold SchwarzeneggerTM and Jamie "Lee" Curtis in True Lies. Now that We find Ourselves firmly inside the threshold at the doorway to the 00's, it would seem as if SchwarzeneggerTM is no jarrodnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3288832.post-816241702002-09-15T03:52:00.000-04:002002-09-22T13:39:08.000-04:00the Hipster Hears From Todd Rock.
Remember Todd Rock? Do any of you, the Hipster's dear readers, feel any particular ringing of proverbial bells at the mention of this long-forgotten soul's name? Do any among you, like the Hipster, find yourself trudging down the woe-begotten path to yesteryear that you have diligently cut through the weeds of time, only to trip upon a root sticking out from the jarrodnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3288832.post-815162372002-09-12T14:28:00.000-04:002002-09-22T13:39:29.000-04:00The Hipster Receives Subtle Threat From God's Spokesmen
Operation THANK YOU, DEMONBUSTER! is working. As you may (should) already know, the Hipster sent a friendly thank-you email to our friends Stan and Liz Madrak over at www.demonbuster.com, the text of which can be found in one of the Hipsters' posts from late last night. The Hipster received a response from our favorite demon removal jarrodnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3288832.post-814941662002-09-12T01:27:00.000-04:002002-09-12T01:27:02.980-04:00goddamn, this site kept the Hipster entertained for hours.jarrodnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3288832.post-814936742002-09-12T01:11:00.000-04:002002-09-22T13:39:56.000-04:00DEMONBUSTER! Follow-Up
The following text was sent from the HipsterTM's desk to the kind folks at www.demonbuster.com just moments ago. The Hipster would like to encourage all of His readers to do likewise. It's all part of Operation THANK YOU, DEMONBUSTER!. Please contact Stan and Liz Madrak at BloodOfJesus@demonbuster.com.
TO: BloodOfJesus@demonbuster.com
FROM: jaimetoutfr@yahoo.fr
RE: Your jarrodnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3288832.post-814934172002-09-12T01:03:00.000-04:002002-09-22T13:40:20.000-04:00Get Thee Out, Devil Spawn!Are you posessed by a malevolant entity, but you just can't seem to fit the high cost that goes with a quality exorcism into your budget? Well look no further. Stan and Elizabeth Madrak at www.demonbuster.com have recently unveiled a new demon removal service that promises to revolutionize the industry. According to the Madraks, DEMONBUSTER! services, LLC. provides jarrodnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3288832.post-812287952002-09-06T04:59:00.000-04:002002-09-06T04:59:06.413-04:00the hipster will be back soon.jarrodnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3288832.post-812287482002-09-06T04:56:00.000-04:002002-09-06T04:56:21.440-04:00the hipster livesjarrodnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3288832.post-779498482002-06-19T17:09:00.000-04:002002-09-22T13:40:45.000-04:00AHRHTM Announces Winner of 2002 "Wordsmith Extraordinaire" Award
The Hipster proudly presents His new "Wordsmith Extraordinaire" Award to none other than U.S. Secretary of DefenseTM Donald Rumsfeld. Long regarded as perhaps the premier "weaver of words," Rumsfeld has, with this prestigiousTM honor, now secured a place in the "public speaking" canon. Rumsfeld won the Award thanks to the brilliant jarrodnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3288832.post-779490502002-06-19T16:46:00.000-04:002002-09-22T13:41:11.000-04:00"Crusade 2002: Unbreak Todd Rock's Heart" Needs Your Support!
The Hipster has received no word from Todd Rock as of yet, nor has he had any reponse from any of the AHRHTM's readers in regard to any emails that they (hopefully) have sent to toddrock69@yahoo.com. The Hipster would like to remind you that this is a very important moment in the life of Todd Rock, and that a grass-roots movement likejarrodnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3288832.post-778326102002-06-17T00:29:00.000-04:002002-09-22T13:41:51.000-04:00A Call to Arms
Just look at this face. This is the face of a poor soul who has spent the better part of his life searching for that most quixotic of ideals: True LoveTM. Meet Todd Rock. Todd is a "rockin' dude" whose only wish is to be swept away by the charms of some (very lucky) young lady. Dear readers, the Hipster was deeply moved and touched by Mr. Rock's plaintive call to the benevolence ofjarrodnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3288832.post-778005642002-06-16T01:52:00.000-04:002002-09-22T13:42:24.000-04:00New Alternative Search Engine Has The Big BoysTM Cringing
How many times have you searched for something on a "major" search engine like Yahoo! or Google, and actually found what you were looking for? While the Hipster obviously cannot speak for everyone, He is going to have to go ahead and admit that He has had some rather lackluster results with these two search engines in the past. Yahoo! is jarrodnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3288832.post-777660882002-06-15T00:03:00.000-04:002002-09-22T13:52:18.000-04:00The Hipster Receives Nasty Write-Up From Associated Press
The Hipster is very pissed. He is also very hurt and ashamed. Just look at what the Associated Press wrote about Him today. Poor, poor, Hipster. jarrodnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3288832.post-777459142002-06-14T13:17:00.000-04:002002-09-22T13:53:28.000-04:00The Hipster Apprehends Dr. Victor Franklyn Beckles, Jr. in UzbekistanThe Hipster's Report on His long absence, PART 2
Yesterday (earlier "today," that is), the Hipster told you of what transpired at the scene of the Beckles IncursionTM. Recap: the Military TM wanted to blow Beckles to smithereens, and the Hipster did not. Beckles escaped. The Hipster struck a deal with Colonel Dick Sticky. But jarrodnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3288832.post-777287242002-06-14T01:27:00.000-04:002002-09-22T13:54:15.000-04:00The Hipster Apprehends Dr. Victor Franklyn Beckles, Jr. in UzbekistanThe Hipster's Report on His long absence, PART 1
The Hipster did not desert you, He was in the desert. As you know, Dr. Victor Franklyn Beckles, Jr., the web's most prodigious fruitcake, was beseiged by U.S. GovernmentTM forces on April 14th in the Year of Our Hipster, 2002. What you don't know is what happened next. The jarrodnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3288832.post-776866912002-06-13T01:52:00.000-04:002002-09-22T13:54:39.000-04:00The Hipster Will Be Back Very Soon
Your Hipster, who has been away on an amazing assignment for AHRH NewsTm, will soon be returning with new posts. He would like to apologize for his long absence, and adds that the story he was working on during his "disappearance" will blow your socks off of your collective feet. It seems that the Hipster's readership has been growing in spite of the utter jarrodnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3288832.post-756053272002-04-19T21:36:00.000-04:002002-09-22T13:55:34.000-04:00U.S. Military Gets Involved in Dr. Victor Franklyn Beckles, Jr. Stand-Off
Dr. Victor Franklyn Beckles, Jr. is under seige.
According to several eye-witnesses, as well as sources close to AHRH NewsTM, the beloved comic book collector and webmaster extraordinaire locked himself in his one-bedroom apartment this afternoon in response to a U.S. government ultimatum. Apparently, military forcesTM jarrodnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3288832.post-754956332002-04-17T02:04:00.000-04:002002-09-22T13:56:09.000-04:00An Actual Quote
The following is an actual quote from www.alexchiu.com:
"How cheap is air? Air is priceless. Without air, we cannot survive.
If air is priceless, why don't we make our food priceless? If food becomes priceless, people no longer need to work 8 hours a day like slaves."
The Hipster will probably be farming content from www.alexchiu.com for months to come.
jarrodnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3288832.post-754942292002-04-17T01:11:00.000-04:002002-09-22T13:56:36.000-04:00Immortality The Easy Way
T he Hipster knows what you're thinking: "Oh no, not another device that purports to give me the gift of eternal life." We've all seen them on late night TV. We've all wondered if they really work. Well needless to say, the Hipster was deeply intrigued when he stumbled across this site earlier today.
Imagine His surprise then, when He discovered that it WAS TRUE!!!! jarrodnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3288832.post-754135332002-04-15T01:45:00.000-04:002002-09-22T13:57:01.000-04:00AHRH News is currently working on a story that will blow the lid off of the Dr. Victor Franklyn Beckles, Jr. story. Keep your browsers open.
jarrodnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3288832.post-754118472002-04-15T00:25:00.000-04:002002-09-22T13:57:35.000-04:00Many colors!
The Hipster is pissed. He is really miffed. He is currently experiencing deep, ireful sentiments. Whatever you want to call it, it all adds up to the same thing.
Barely three days after AHRH NewsTM broke the story of the current child paintmentation crisis, it seems that there is already a dollar-thirsty queue of eager, opportunistic "entrepreneurs", just waiting to get their piecejarrodnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3288832.post-753466062002-04-12T22:00:00.000-04:002002-09-22T13:58:13.000-04:00"Where Are They Now" Part Two
In an attempt to contact Dr. Victor Franklyn Beckles, Jr., the Hipster has sent the following message to no less than eight of his emails:
Dear sir,
My name is the Aging Hipster. I run a website called the Aging Hipsters' Retirement Home. I recently put a link to one of your many webpages on my website, as I was quite intrigued by your webmaster and jarrodnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3288832.post-753431302002-04-12T19:43:00.000-04:002002-09-22T13:58:45.000-04:00Please Take a Moment to Vote in the New Hipster Poll
It's located on the left side of the page, just under the AHRH archives. Your vote will help the Hipster continue to provide the kind of quality content that you have come to expect from Him.
jarrodnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3288832.post-753412722002-04-12T18:35:00.000-04:002002-04-12T18:35:05.633-04:00UPDATE: O, Woe of Woes!
It appears that the message that the Hipster sent to "The Childe" ran into some delivery problems. I guess the little bugger has changed emails. BUT THERE STILL MAY BE HOPE. There is an ICQ number on his website. The Hipster will do everything in his power to contact our little friend.
No further word on "the iceman" at this time.
jarrodnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3288832.post-753406022002-04-12T18:11:00.000-04:002002-04-12T18:29:12.000-04:00"Where are They Now?"
Several of you, the Hipster's beloved and beloving readers, have expressed interest in a kind of follow-up on some of the stories on which we have reported in the past. By far, the question that I am hearing most often seems to be, "What ever happened to that }-{ello my future girlfriend kid?". You asked for it, so the Hipster is giving it to you. Don't say He didn't warn jarrodnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3288832.post-753333752002-04-12T14:29:00.000-04:002002-04-12T14:51:25.000-04:00Too Much TV turns Children Into Paint
The Associated Press shocked the world today when it announced the findings of a very bored and understimulated research group that calls itself "The Society to Prove that TV is the Tool of the Lord of the Land Where Everything is Made of Paint." Apparently, the group says that it has "proof"TM that the Lord of "Paintworld" (or Master Glidden, as he is jarrodnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3288832.post-752608062002-04-10T18:06:00.000-04:002002-04-10T23:58:22.000-04:00Create-A-Cult
If you are like the Aging Retired Hipster, you are quite worried about the recent trend of Supreme Court based "religious" groups. Long-time readers will no doubt remember the CULT OF SCALIA, and will feel a shiver go up their spines at the mention of this insidious organization.
As part of his continuing effort to investigate these kinds of cults, the Hipster has been doing jarrodnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3288832.post-752332652002-04-10T00:18:00.000-04:002002-04-10T00:18:10.283-04:00Manifesto Forthcoming - The Hipster is working diligently on his manifesto. It will soon appear on this site in installment form.jarrodnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3288832.post-752311632002-04-09T23:14:00.000-04:002002-09-22T13:59:35.000-04:00Capitalism and Free Enterprise Win Again
After Osama Reid attacked our pie (see AHRH archives) way back on September 11, 2001, many Americans feared that our economy would take a nose-dive. These fears were entirely justified: after all, pie is obviously the basis of our economy. However, the Aging Hipster is pleased to announce that everythingTM will be fine. Here's evidence of our economy's jarrodnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3288832.post-751494352002-04-07T23:04:00.000-04:002002-04-07T23:04:27.963-04:00You've probably seen this already, but in case you HAVEN'T...jarrodnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3288832.post-751492482002-04-07T22:59:00.000-04:002002-04-07T22:59:22.256-04:00Really, REALLY Bad Websitesjarrodnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3288832.post-751477842002-04-07T22:18:00.000-04:002002-09-22T14:00:09.000-04:00AHRH Announces Winner of Its First Annual "Embarrassment To Humanity" Award!
One of the Aging Hipster's most burning passions is his tireless search for quality crappy web sites. Well this site takes the proverbial cake and pisses on it. This is the crappiest thing the Hipster has ever seen. Period. The Aging Hipster found it to be so horrible, so very heinous, so frighteningly funny that he hadjarrodnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3288832.post-114263562002-04-03T16:33:00.000-05:002002-04-03T16:48:24.000-05:00Sir, HAL is on line 2...
Crazy Japanese.
Ever get phone calls from people who have to scream in your ear because they are calling from a loud place? Are you losing your voice from shouting so loud as to make yourself heard over the roaring din of the BOEING 747 engine in which you have unfortunately become lodged? Getting tired of the shouting? Well if the Japanese get their way, cellphones jarrodnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3288832.post-114043112002-04-03T00:33:00.000-05:002002-04-10T00:46:29.000-04:00What does it mean to be a Retired hipster?
Those among you who have already been admitted into the Aging Hipsters' Retirement Home will notice that things have changed around here just a bit. First of all, there is our new mascot, Hipster Hank, who can be seen immediately to the left. In addition, the Aging Hipster recently decided that the visual composition of the website was a bit... well... jarrodnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3288832.post-112330972002-03-28T21:32:00.000-05:002002-03-29T01:56:01.000-05:00I swear this is real
John Ashcroft sings! Yes folks, it's true. And he wrote the song himself!Straight from CNN, the AHRH's partner organization, comes this strange yet real footage of the United States Attourney General bursting into song at his cute little podium. This footage comes to us from a recent CULT OF SCALIA meeting (see AHRH archives). Apparently, when a new member joins the cult, he jarrodnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3288832.post-112020652002-03-28T00:39:00.000-05:002002-03-28T00:39:05.380-05:00Mechanical Penis Replacement To Be Made Available!
exclusive technology story!
Penis woes got you down? Viagra not for you? Well Jim Tumescent of White Sphere, Idaho has just the thing for you. He calls it his mecha-pecker unit. It's essentially a robotic solution to the common problem of impotence. Here's how it works: The unit sends 3,000,000 volts of electricity into the rectum, which jarrodnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3288832.post-112009272002-03-27T23:59:00.000-05:002002-03-28T00:13:46.000-05:00Silver Stuffed Catfish Heads Garner Interest Among Bored Children Community
you heard it here first
Fed up with video games and television, many of today's pre-teens are turning to alternative forms of entertainment. Said Timmy Whitehead, of Poughkeepsie New York, "I always did like goin' fishin' with my dad. Now I can play Catfish with the experts! These stuffed catfish heads are rad!". Timmy jarrodnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3288832.post-105992172002-03-10T19:27:00.000-05:002002-03-10T19:27:07.530-05:00mmmjarrodnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3288832.post-92591622002-02-01T00:01:00.000-05:002002-02-01T00:06:46.000-05:00The Full Potential of the Internet at Last Realized!
The internet is obviously the best thing that's happened to communication since vocal cords. The problem is that there's always the possibility that no one cares about what you have to say.
Here is one such case.
More developments concerning supreme court cults and Osama Reid coming very soon.
jarrodnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3288832.post-91669932002-01-29T14:26:00.000-05:002002-01-29T14:29:03.000-05:00Jeb Bush's Daughter? Or another alias of Osama bin Reid's?
The more that the AHRH News TeamTM discovers about the osama/reid/jesus christ/noelle bush story, the more the icy fingers of terror scrape away at the very tissues of our hearts. Is the PresidentTM's niece actually Osama Reid Christ in yet another disguise?
Incidentally, the AHRH News TeamTM will publish details about the link between jarrodnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3288832.post-91412162002-01-28T20:16:00.000-05:002002-09-22T14:02:22.000-04:00Aging Hipster Makes Shocking Discovery!
an AHRH News exclusive!
Take a long, hard look at the chilling visage to your left. Do you recognize it? Well you should. Thanks to the wizardry of Adobe Photo Shop, the aging hipster has discovered a shocking secret concerning America's Greatest FoesTM. Do you remember those two numbskulls who tried to blow up the country (and with it, freedom and apple jarrodnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3288832.post-91108772002-01-27T23:21:00.000-05:002002-01-27T23:25:03.000-05:00Scary Supreme Court Justice Cult Trend Continues
Not to be outdone by his fellow Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, Justice Antonin Scalia has also decided to strike out on tour with a cheesy pop quintet this summer. He will take part, with teeny-boppers O-Town, in the Young, Lucious and Justice Tour, which is scheduled to begin sometime in early June. The decision was apparently made due tojarrodnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3288832.post-90558232002-01-25T22:13:00.000-05:002002-09-22T14:02:47.000-04:00"Diaper" to Unveil Secrets Hidden Within
What is the difference between an ear and a California roll?
I give up.
....
Sorry, No joke. The above is nothing more than a pitiful attempt to compensate for my inability to compose a good opening line. I'm sure there's a joke there somewhere... Ears hear, California Rolls are eaten. Both hearing and eating are bodily functions. Therefore... No, jarrodnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3288832.post-89938652002-01-24T00:40:00.000-05:002002-09-22T14:04:05.000-04:00The Unheralded Art of Our TimesPART 2
Part of the appeal of the commercials that we discussed yesterday is their "everyman" quality. That is, unlike typical television programming, one can enjoy them without feeling utterly stupid (I found myself watching a show called Friends this afternoon. Anyone heard of it? I almost had an aneurysm trying to make heads or tails of the complicated plot andjarrodnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3288832.post-89911102002-01-23T23:04:00.000-05:002002-01-24T00:58:43.000-05:00FUNNY!
Be careful. This site was sent to me by my friend at the Pentagon. Apparently, the government was planning to use it against the Afghanis. I myself, upon having viewed it, instantly suffered from a ruptured spleen. From laughing so hard.
BE CAREFUL! Here it is:
}-{ello my future girlfriend
jarrodnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3288832.post-89589522002-01-23T01:02:00.000-05:002002-01-23T13:26:10.000-05:00Ridiculous!
Just a ridiculously stupid site that I found in my travels. Clarence Thomas is a hero for the young generation, and it is only fitting that he too should have a fan site. Hopefully, the webmaster of this dandy little page will soon conduct an e-bay auction of the stank-draws Justice Thomas was wearing during his infamous confirmation hearings. Isn't Justice Thomas dreamy?
I hear jarrodnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3288832.post-89510962002-01-22T20:45:00.000-05:002002-09-22T14:08:06.000-04:00The Unheralded Art of Our TimesPART 1
After a long day in the trenches, I like to come home and sit down to a little televised inanity. Unfortunately, much of the content on television today just isn't made for my demographic. Put yourself in my shoes: you've just spent much of your day listening to some stuffy PhD-type drone on about the philosophical underpinnings of the Enlightenment and jarrodnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3288832.post-88905142002-01-21T01:08:00.000-05:002002-09-22T14:10:07.000-04:00Wasted Day Brings About Throwaway Content
Sorry folks, your favorite retired hipster just doesn't have anything particularly amazing to say today. It was one of those days where we here at the home just decided not to go out at all. Playoff Football often has that effect on us. Since it was such a slow day, I decided to use this opportunity to do a little write-up on a site that I am pretty fondjarrodnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3288832.post-88564452002-01-19T20:22:00.000-05:002002-09-22T14:10:30.000-04:00The Crime of the Century
Once every hundred years or so, some industrious criminal perpetrates an act against society that is so heinous, so deviously clever, so well planned that a nation's eyes turn to the scene of the crime. Law Enforcement personnel are baffled. District Attourneys are incapable of putting together a coherent case. Witnesses to the crime are afraid for their lives, and will jarrodnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3288832.post-88374752002-01-19T01:03:00.000-05:002002-01-19T21:24:03.000-05:00Go Spelunking
This guy's a wizard. He deftly works his magic from the frozen turf of the north. Funnier than Vic Tayback in a dramatic role.
LILEKS (James)jarrodnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3288832.post-88302482002-01-18T19:52:00.000-05:002002-01-20T01:09:16.000-05:00The concept of an "uber-edifice" seems pretty appealing to me.
I was walking home from work with a friend of mine today and we noticed that the new engineering building at UTC seems to be sized on a ridiculously hyperbolic scale. While this observation may not seem interesting in and of itself, it made us wonder why buildings aren't bigger than they are. My friend, who (irrelevantly enough) is jarrodnoreply@blogger.com